Fourty Times A Killer: July 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Looks like art to me..

What would your reaction be if your girlfriend, or even better, your wife had this subtle tramp stamp? Hope she never has kids.

Why is that eagle trying to fuck with that lion, while he's trying to hump a burrito?

WTF?

You know, if your gonna be gay hey thats your deal. But holy shit dude this is the next level!

REALITY CHECK BITCHES!

It has come to my attention that we as Americans can dole out the shit spewing on a daily basis. Be it about the rate of violent crimes in our cities; and whom to blame it on. The failing economy(which has failed before) or the really important shit like: dogs pooping in the park and how crazy the kids are dressing these days(choose a generation?) But if we would just stop for one fucking second and look around us. Do it, right now. Think about all the stuff that's really important to you. And forget all the petty bullshit. You will soon realize that we live in a motherfucking paradise compared to the rest of the world. Why the hell do you think everyone wants to come here. Because they probably live in a shit hole! I'd rather live in the worst crime ridden city in the US than a vast number of places across this great earth. Think about that the next time you want to start crying about some stupid shit that happened to you at work yesterday.